Alan Shearer

Soccer is the only sport I love and look forward to watching.

What’s NOT to love about a rainbow of lean-bodied men from every culture on the planet getting all sweaty and aggressive in their shorts? Yummy!

That’s pure art in motion, folks. ;-)

The Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) is all geared up for the World Cup, which is to be held in South Africa in 2010.

Start making your travel plans NOW, folks. Don’t wait until the last minute, or you’ll end up with crappy accommodations.

Soccer is such a sexy sport! It really is. Those guys are HOT, aren’t they? I mean, smoking hot. Every last one of ‘em! I don’t even pay attention to their skill;
I just savor that sweet eye candy!

Oh, I am definitely going to this World Cup. You best believe I am!

South African wine, good African food, fine men, a new American President by then… It’s time to celebrate! :-D