
I am a regular, everyday person. Sure, I’m in Hollywood and have access to the best plastic surgery in the world. But it’s just not me to go that route.
About five years ago, I had a Mediterranean vacation scheduled in the upcoming week.
Since I looked like a meatloaf, I figured trying something was better than doing nothing. My boyfriend gave me a gift certificate to get a Suddenly Slender Body Wrap at one of their official centers.
Hey, now that I think of it, was that a hint?!
At any rate, I made my appointment and went to the center, not expecting much of anything, really.
They measured my body before they wrapped me from head to toe, and I looked like Return of the Mummy, covered in mineral solution-soaked bandages. They also put clear plastic bags on my hands and feet.
When I asked my specialist why in the world she was doing that, she cheerily chirped, “To collect the toxins. You’ll see.”
And see I did!
My specialist instructed me to get on the treadmill and lightly walk for what I think was like 15 minutes or so while watching TV.
She explained that the motion would help the toxins to start flowing, and the minerals would extract those toxins from my skin. Or something to that effect. The specialist also reassured me that if anything, I would feel cool, not hot, while I was on the treadmill.
To my amazement, a good ten minutes into exercising, I noticed that those plastic baggies were filling up with dirty water. Yuck! My specialist explained that those were my flushed body toxins.
The unofficial, unscientific explanation of it is as follows: When the human body is filled with toxins, it retains more water to dilute the toxins in the bloodstream and cells to prevent them from poisoning you. When you release the toxins, the retained water flushes out with them.
Now here’s the good part…
After all was said and done, I really didn’t notice much of a difference, except that my skin felt like silk (from the mineral solution) and I felt peppier. But I kinda looked the same. I got dressed, left the center, and just went about my life.
I really didn’t give it much more thought. I was too busy shopping and packing for my trip to fuss with details like measuring inches and pounds lost from my Body Wrap.
I truly didn’t notice until I arrived to the Mediterranean and slipped into my bikini - with ease, looking like a red-hot mama!
I couldn’t believe it!
I looked in the mirror and had to do a double-take, because my body was utterly TRANSFORMED. I mean, I completely morphed into a Glamazon of Divadom. I had a naturally cinched waist! No back “fat”! No jelly rolls! ZERO cellulite!
You better believe if I’ve never used the word “sauntered” before, I’m gonna use it now to illustrate my experience!
I sauntered around that beach, shimmied into cute little cocktail dresses, the whole nine. All this from ONE Suddenly Slender Body Wrap. It took a few days for all of the toxins to flush out of my skin and kidneys, but it was well worth the wait.
Please note: I am NOT affiliated with Victoria Morton, the Founder of
Suddenly Slender, in any capacity. I’m just a really, really happy customer, and I am elated that I found something that WORKS!
I’m telling you - MEN and WOMEN - you gotta try one of these body wraps. You won’t believe it… Especially if you have a paunchy middle! I think they should be mandatory.
Here’s to no more lumpy folks hurting our eyes at the beach!